I was going to write some stuff about the family here. But I got bored.
I’ll take long enough to say this much: it’s cool being a Totel. There are very few of us. If you know a Totel, you know one of my relatives.
As of 2022, it’s estimated that there are only around 43 Totels in the United States. Until a decade or so ago I could say that I knew them all… but people keep having sex so there are a bunch of Totel kids running around that I have yet to meet.
Maybe I’ll update with some cool Totel stuff another time. Don’t wait up.