I was going to write some stuff about the family here.  But I got bored.  

I’ll take long enough to say this much:  it’s cool being a Totel.  There are very few of us.  If you know a Totel, you know one of my relatives.  

As of 2022, it’s estimated that there are only around 43 Totels in the United States.  Until a decade or so ago I could say that I knew them all… but people keep having sex so there are a bunch of Totel kids running around that I have yet to meet.  

Maybe I’ll update with some cool Totel stuff another time.  Don’t wait up.